Star Wars Horoscope for Sagittarius |
 You are superbly wise and have been known to spread your wisdom widely. You are impatient and pushy when people take your teachings too lightly. And your philosophical side always peeks through. Star wars character you are most like: Yoda |
Although I'm not a crazed StarWars fan, I can't help but be a little excited by the knowledge that the third prequel has finally opened in Singapore. The CGI-madness, light-sabers, cheesy one-liners ("May the Force be with you" -- if this is not cheesy, then I don't know what is!) and that cutey Yoda muttering platitudes with his words semi-jumbled up -- And YES! I've always had a crush on Carrie Fisher (AKA Princess Leia) eversince she appeared in the original StarWars sporting two humongous (hair) buns on the side of each head (and I thought they were just terribly huge ear-muffs at first!).
Finally, will we be able to see Anakin Skywalker and Amidala making out??? Doesn't it make mothers shrink at the thought of such paedophilic tendencies being approved by Hollywood??? Makes me think of Gabrielle Solis' illicit affair with eighteen-year-old John the gardener. However, Jesse Metcalfe, in reality, is only three years younger than Eva Longoria while Natalie Portman and Hayden Christiansen share the same birth year; it isn't that unlawful afterall. But I've digressed...
I think I've really got to refresh my memory abit before going to the theaters to watch Revenge Of the Sith because I've completely forgotten the events that transpired in Attack Of The Clones (except the scene where Anakin and Amidala were necking in a room with a fireplace!). If I remember correctly, I watched the latter with a friend who was a design student and he was so enamoured by the overwhelming CGI-detail in the film that he just won't shut his trap! Nevertheless, I recall feeling abit short-changed afterwards, as if the film had not lived up to my expectations of what a real StarWars prequel would be like.
Anyway, with anticipations raging at an all-time high amongst rabid fans and Hollywood industry watchers, this could be the film that could either elevate George Lucas to near-God-like status or knock him completely off his pedestal as a credible director. BUt I just gotta love his multi-racial casting:
Liam Neeson/Ewan McGregor = Brit-English accented angmohs
Hayden Christiansen/Natalie Portman = American-English accented angmohs
Samuel L. Jackson = Afro-american
Yoda = definitely Asian (Notice his Asiatic-slanted eyes, lilting cadence of speech and uncanny resemblance to Karate Kid's Pat Morita??)
